Caveat Emptor To All That Enter Here

this is my journal that everyone else can see.
  • gollum: hey smeagol just met you
  • gollum: and smeagol crazy
  • gollum: but hobbits has our precious
  • gollum: so gives it maybe

Anonymous asked: You should post more pictures of yourself. You're gorgeous.

Hah.

Another thing. This idea of “I’m offended”. Well I’ve got news for you. I’m offended by a lot of things too. Where do I send my list? Life is offensive. You know what I mean? Just get in touch with your outer adult. And grow up. And move on.

—Bill Hicks (via billhicks)

(Source: rachelmck, via standupportal)